Haii
I'm Baylee

Turtle sperm
I'm pansexual
I twerk fo dat fried chicken with Marilyn Manson
I live for music because who needs a social life when there's bands!!
Speaking of band I listen to
Kitty In A Casket, One-Eyed Doll , Emilie Autumn, MARILYN MANSON omgee yesI love my chicken baby (my chicken baby isn' band. . . its what I call Marilyn Manson it would bother me if I didn't point that out xD)
birdeatsbaby, Ninja Dolls, Porcelain and the Tramps , The HellFreaks , Rob Zombie , The Hillbilly Moon Exploson , ZombieGirl ect.ect.
If you have any music suggestions let me know!
I live in Louisiana

KIK: Grave_Yard_Girll
INSTAGRAM: Asylum_For_Misfits

penishole:

tobeymacguire:

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

I want to reblog this 100 times but I’ll just do it once

(via blmnknd)

gothslothasyluminmate:

..

I’m sorry I’m trying bro :/

gothslothasyluminmate:

My father is yelling at me how about i die

How about you not ;-;

gothslothasyluminmate:

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# you can do better than someone who just leaves you for no good reason someone has to be very ignorant to just leave someone as amazing and beautiful as you

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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captainarlert:

loserkirschstein:

captainarlert:

loserkirschstein:

Seriously not looking forward to tomorrow

I have to sit and listen to German for 3 fucking hours -screams-

just scream back SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JÄGER

then please give us her response

Deal. She’s going to think I’m an absolute weirdo but deal

Dude now I’m psyched!!

(via butterfly-princess-courtney)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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g33kgasm:

icantactuallyart:

sisterling:

If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.

I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
*insert*
*names*
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
Priiiiiiest! Alright!

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.

(Source: ceruleanwaterflowers, via risaisafox)

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

(via satanickittens666)

pendror:

you come into MY house, you call MY otp a BROMANCE

(via butterfly-princess-courtney)